Quotes

I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson.

Simpson, you've got a 513.

That's the man who's in charge of our safety?

This is a palace!

This whole plant is insane.

I can be lazy,too!

Give me a promotion, 'cause I'm Homer Simpson.

Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands.
But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson!

I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone
else will do it for me. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!